Summer Summer Summer time !!!

Guys sooo sorry i have been away for so long, you know i have had some cat raping crimes to solve, i think i passed as a police officer as i solved no crime.
Anyways............Summer time is upon the lights of myself and other drunken, music dirty face fans will be taking to many cow beds for the next few months, that's right the festival period is here, god about bloody time i get to indulge in my inner dirt bitch mood, no showers, sitting on piss, rolling in mud, vodka fingers,utter zombie mode and being an utter fuck face for 5days straight with no wink of 'weirdness' of pointing for a weekend worth of make up sat very tightly on my face as all the others will be sharing the same experience as you. It does annoy me thou well you go to a festival and there will always be a group of little 'it' girls, complaining abouts the cold, hair, clothes, mud etc..... not being funny but don't go to a festival ever if them things bother you already then don't go simple as that.Nowadays it seems that everyone has to have the 'correct' festival look ranging from the Kate moss

to the Alexa Chung pixie geldof etc but why is festivals now being a cool thing to be seen at? that's the question i would really like to know, don't get me wrong i enjoy my fashion, but never will i dare wear clothes from top shop/h&m as every other chick will have the same outfit on as you, trust first year i was actually wearing the whole top shop 'festival look' aka Kate Moss look never will i do these again, would strongly advice on shopping online for band tees very unlikely you will have the 'god that's the 4th chick today in the same top,My festival look nowadays is pretty much over sized (unknown band tee, sleeves cropped off with a flash of a neon bra underneath teamed with the over so mainstream skinny jeans/ demin shorts or a nice little tee dress always wear tights you never know when your gonna get knocked down in a mosh pit, i should know last year i was in the middle of watching rage against the machine, then bang massive mosh pit was circling around me, yep that's right i got tramped on flashed the knickers, but i did get helped up my some ever mac fitty lads yum...Festivals are also a brilliant way of seeing bands you have already seen live/ never seen live before and of course bands you have never heard off, i remember very drunkenly walking past the lock up tent at reading 2008 to catch the end of the gallows set amazing live made me go straight onto itunes when i got back home, don't get me wrong i had heard of them before but never really connected with them but catching them live totally changed my opinion on them.
If you cant handle any drunken behaviour then leave on the Sunday night i would highly recommend these, Sundays get very messy, i have been involved in the bad drama but if you cant handle a snuffle then camp in the quieter zones, otherwise if you see the hair come say HI !!! i don't bite but the unwashed hair/face may.