Trash Face: His the real shady

OK so as a kiddie i was a massive eminem fan like really massive like maybe more then massive like in a stalker kinda way i liked the way how he bought me 'problems' with my family, 'no mum i am not washing up' bang upstairs eminem on full blast just to cause that teenager tension with my mum.I don't really know what it was about ems but i never actually like rap/hip hop as a kiddie i was all about S Club 7 and steps besides him. I loved the way how he added such humour even into the darker songs and still there was a sense of humour. He never used to come across as to what other 'rappers' used to do he never used to talk about like getting a 'bitch to suck his massive cock' or a bout fucking a massive ass (ok lie he did, but still) don't get me wrong in Eminem world, all women are whores and he is eager to rape and murder them but most women are whores, he probably has never even had a normal relationship so in his opinions he is right to slate as this is what he feels. As a girl we have all sat there and thought about boys being a bunch of utter bloody cocks, it is the same thing really,but eminem write about it. You know his not had an normal life compared to myself and many others, yeah my life has not been straight forward but like has your mum ever sued you? image your mum reading your hate diary (we all had them)and then thinking god i am suing my daughter/ son for damages? no, ems songs are basically a public diary of his life. As with his his wife cheating on him if you saw you partner cheating on you your not gonna stand there and do nothing are you? no, first thing to do is go smack the other person in the face and abuse them, ems did just that. Some people may have these kinda problems only difference is that he is the worlds greatest MC so he cant get away from these kinda things with many people blaming him on the way america is today but how he is only writing true songs on his actually childhood, adulthood and you realise that this guy is not a normal rapper, i cant point my finger on why i and others feel for him i guess it is the realness of the guy, yes he likes to swear so do i i probably swear more.

Ems was the first ever 'concert' (god i hate that word) i ever went to in 2003 i was like 13 YEARS OLD and they let me in yayyyyyy... At Milton Keynes bowls which for a lost confused 13year old god that so surreal, people drinking, doing drugs, fighting, bottle been threw someone trying to jack my wristband (tried and failed) seeing that made me realise that the music i blare out of bedroom had been heard by other millions of other guys. I still have the tickets tucked somewhere with the blue E hat and programme (mega fit photos), i remember singing along in my massive tacky blue trackie and Nike trainers to see girls actually breaking down when he came onto stage, never have i ever seen one man cause that much good tears,i was besotted by the man words cant express the amount of times i watched the tour DVDs that i had, i actually think i loved him, yet i had never actually met him or been within at least a few hundred people in front of me, to this day i don't think i will ever love a man as much as i loved him, and i never love no one i love lipsticks more then i do people. I have all albums but at this moment i am undusting them as i type this, i am a little scared that i am gonna be totally sucked into the eminem life again, i do think my mates would disown me if i hang my skinny jeans and band tees up for a blue tracksuit and Nike trainer, but i am BUYING his new album due out on the 19th May, i have been forwarded tons of links and I WILL NOT click on them, out of pure respect for Marshall, to make this album must have been a massive hard choice after declaring he was 'resting' but so much more troubles have happened to him from remarrying that twat of a Kim twat person rehab being addicted to sleeping pills, struggling with fame like how many more problems can one man. The guy that leaked the album should just go to hell, these album must have take a lot of thought and courage and some tossers decides to leak the new album that has got everyone buzzing about everyone's fave rapper. WHO ever did it should come to my house so my cat can rape you. I for one will be buying a hard copy to add to all my other ems collection.

Too be honest i actually cannot wait for it to hit HMV.

Perhaps Superman was one for my favourite song/videos not heard it in years, so on to YouTube i went as i realised i still knew every single word. That's the power the Slim Shady had on me.

Hate that women pure slag, bet she give him a blow job to appear in Superman, LUCKY BITCH